sexrumors:

trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room

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(via happiest)

amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

(via grimgrinninggh0sts)

freshprlncess:

food-vacuum:

how does phone sex end?

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(Source: foodvacuum, via nice-wig-janis)

refrgerator:

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

(Source: trashboat, via unprime)

twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

(Source: instantlys, via w-ave)

helpfvl:

when u hear someone talking shit about someone u hate

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(via verticaliciouss)

j5h:

canaydian:

FUCK science

okay now hold on a second

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(Source: 13hr, via thefuuuucomics)